He’s busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin contest!
Don’t you pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!
She could make a preacher cuss!
You’ve got champagne taste with a beer pocketbook.
He doesn’t have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out.
It’s raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock.
My husband’s favorite: He’s grinning like a jackass eating briars or a possum eating a lemon.